Day one. 10am.

I already know today is gonna be one shit day.

I awoke to find another spider on my ceiling. That's two in as many days. Thankfully, I killed the first one (I'm not a murderer. I'm ridding this world of evil eight-legged beasts one by one.) but the second one fell to the floor and then I couldn't find it. So I have to hope it turns up somewhere that isn't my face while I'm asleep.

Last night, I broke my laptop. There's not a hope in hell of it working. I sat it on my bed while I got up to press play on Family Guy, and I must have knocked it, 'cause it fell off the bed and screen on the inside cracked and now you can't see anything on it, and I can't afford a new one until I get a job which is going to be never. But on the plus side, I was in bed early last night, hence why I'm up early.

I can see this blog being my saviour in the next few days. I'm practically hammering on the keyboard, as I'm used to the laptop one.

Anyway, I have £5 that I need to spend as soon as possible, so I don't buy cigarettes. But that means walking to the shop, it's ages away. And I don't know what to buy. I should buy munchie things, 'cause that always helps when you can't smoke.

This has to be the longest post I've posted in a while. Jeez. I need to get a more exciting life really.

Oh! I'm getting an overdraft and a chequebook! I feel so grown up! Now all I need is a job. Haha. I wish it was as easy as that. I really cannot find one anywhere. Stupid Ayr.

Anyway, I'm done for now.
No doubt I'll post angrily later.