Holy hell!

So, tonight was awesome.

I shoved a nail through my cheek. Wasn't as painful as it sounds.

THEN. To make matters worse.

I had my brother hammer a nail through my other cheek. He also hammered a nail through my foreskin. And my ear lobe. Was awesome!

Then, me my brother, Calum and my brother's friend Chris all had a nail hammered through that wee bit of skin that's between your thumb and pointing finger.

Then we went out and jumped fences and shit. Was awesome! XD

That's all for tonight!