I just plugged you, give me money!

So yesterday/last night was awesome.

Calum and I wandered around for a while, just having a laugh.

"Just when you thought your life couldn't get any worse, a zombie calls you a crackwhore."
Hahaha.

We're both going to hell though, as we spent a good hour or so strolling around the graveyeard laughing at the funny names.

Then, we were sat outside the cinema, and a car drove up with company information on the side, so I read it out in an advert-type manner. As the driver got out, I said "I just plugged you, give me money!" Hahaha. It was so funny at the time.

Then, Calum and I sat with cider, having a laugh, and this seagull landed pretty close. So I yelled at it to go away, and it square go'd me! No word of a life, it was the funniest thing ever. Calum and I were literally rolling around laughing.

Anyway, today I had a doctor's appointment. I have swollen glands again. I weigh 9 stone 11. And I've been signed unfit to work for 2 weeks. Joy.

I'm really sleepy, so think I'll go back to bed soon.

KJ