Lying in bed this morning, debating getting up, I was also describing to myself my dream, in the hopes of putting it into an understandable context to explain to people, when I stumbled across a conspiracy! This is how it came around:
You know those KFC bucket things that are full of chicken things, right to the bottom? Well, I'm guessing it goes right to the bottom.. I've never had one. Hell, there could be a golden egg at the bottom for all I know. Maybe that's why it's so popular. I've never had one, the world doesn't want me to have a golden egg! Well, fuck the world, I'm gonna get one! Maybe, there's something about the egg that means people can't talk about it until everyone in the world has one! And once I get one, the truth will come out, and the world will change and everyone will be rich! KFC are evil.
That's my conspiracy theory about KFC.
Anyway, back to my dream. It was horrendous.
You know those KFC bucket things? Well, there was one of them in my kitchen. Only, there was, like, a roasted head of a baby pig in it! As well as the mad chicken things covered in grease and sauce and stuff. Think that's bad? Well, upon closer inspection of the bucket, I came across the most disgusting, upsetting thing ever.
A dead, roasted baby.
I woke up and almost vomitted.
My mind is fucked up, seriously.
But, thankfully, it was just a dream. And without this dream, I wouldn't have come across my golden egg theory!!
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